" Shit that hurts !!!! "

Ok, I don't know how many of you have ever been stung buy a wasp and or yellowjacket and or a flying stinging ass object.. Either way, if you have I don't care who you are IT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!! Of course I had the privilege of experiencing this first hand yesterday, while sitting out side having lunch with a friend of mine. We both got up to leave, I grabbed my purse, slug it over my left shoulder, then- The bastard hit me in the back. I swear I thought I had just been stabbed. So I lift the back of my shirt up, that's when I saw it- the yellow wasp from hell fly off. Now, keep in mind- I know that my mother and my aunt are severely allergic to these things..and that I'm 8 weeks pregnant.. Great what the hell can I do? I call my doc's office in a panic, they tell me its ok to take benedryl.. I hall ass to a store and get it.Fifteen minutes go by I keep checking it sting in my mirror at home, its getting bigger and bigger- Damnit ! This isn't getting better. Off to the ER.. I finally see the ER doc who proceeds to poke all over the sting to check the swelling- ouch again ! I then get a shot of steroids in the hip, that today is so damn sore I can barley sit down. Long story short.. Im thinking of becoming a professional wasp killer..so that the world doesn't not have to endure that kind of pain. Or maybe Ill just stay in doors from now on, Im not sure which yet..

Doctor Accused of Stealing Cadaver Hand Medical school graduate accused of taking hand from cadaver, giving it to exotic dancer in NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J., Sep. 20, 2006 A doctor has pleaded not guilty to stealing a hand from a New Jersey medical school cadaver and giving it to an exotic dancer, authorities said. Ahmed Rashed, a 2005 graduate of the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey, was charged Monday after voluntarily returning from Los Angeles, where he is in a residency program, said his lawyer, Hassen Abdellah.Rashed, 26, is free on $1,000 bail.The dancer, Linda Kay, kept the hand in a jar of formaldehyde in her bedroom. Friends have said she called the hand "Freddy."Police discovered the hand, along with six human skulls, at Kay's home in July, after being called there on a report that a roommate was suicidal. The roommate was not home, but Kay was.Kay, 31, has pleaded not guilty to unlawful disposal of human remains. Her mother has said she believed the skulls were bought from a mail order catalog.The left hand was taken in May or June 2002, according to an investigation by the school and South Plainfield police, said Middlesex County Assistant Prosecutor Judson Hamlin.Medical school spokeswoman Anna Farneski said in a statement that the investigation is ongoing.The charge against Rashed carries up to 10 years in prison. What the hell is wrong with people? Couldnt he just save up for lap dances?? Did he have to steal the hand????????????? GEEZ !!!!!

" Lets go get another test "

Yes boys and girls, its official.. Im pregnant.. 8 weeks to be exact... I thought I was just having REALLY bad pms.. I don't know what made me think to get a test. I have taken many of them in the past, and been disappointed many times.. Wow, I think I'm still in shock. While all my life I have wanted a child, I'm still.. in shock. Upon taking the test, I made my husband go to the store and get another test, where as his typical smart ass response was " Do you wanna do 2 out of 3 ?" To which I replied in a crying jag. He went and got another one anyway though. What an exciting time in our lives. Although I have to say, I'm freckin tired. I haven't had morning sickness or sickness at all, so Im not complaining, Im just trying to get used to not being able to go go go.. I NEVER take naps.. I Never sleep 8 hours a nite.. NOT NOW!! I went to our local hot sauce festival yesterday, we walked around for about 2 hours, I came home and proceeded to pass out. This is not normal for me. I cant get over the simple things I'm doing wear me the hell out. I can only hope this doesn't t become a trend, but the end result will be worth it either way. So I call my niece who is 3 and tell her the news.. she is going to have a new cousin.. I then asked her the following day what she thought about her aunt D having a baby- Her response- " Aunt D ! Your not having a baby ! Your Having a cousin !!! Gotta love it..

Please Excuse The Delay In Posting

My computer has crashed and burned. I'm about ready to throw all of my computers out the window. I'm now trying to get my other computer up and running.. Bare with me.. p.s. I think its a conspiracy, all the computers in the world got together and decided to frustrate the hell out of me.