" The Pee Whisperer "

Yes, from hence on out- I shall be known as "The Pee Whisperer ". I know your thinking.. Ok, what is she smoking? Here's the thing. I spoke to three people the other day, and all of them made a point to tell me "sorry I'm peeing", while on the phone with me. Now, you might think that that would be something just girls would tell someone.. naaa. not true. I found it funny that not only would they actually tell me they where peeing, but that all of them did ! Humm, there may be something to this. I could just call up people that have peeing issues ( whatever they may be ) and charge a fee to get them to pee. Wow ! What a catchy slogan ! I think I have just had a million dollar idea.. Ok, maybe not a million dollar idea.

BOOKEM NUN-O'S !!!!!!

Dutch Nuns on Bikes Chase Suspected Thief Nuns on bicycles chase suspected thief through Amsterdam after failing to ensnare himAMSTERDAM, Netherlands, Jul. 24, 2006 Two Dutch nuns, wearing habits and riding bikes, chased a suspected thief through Amsterdam, police said Monday.On Saturday evening, one of the sisters believed she recognized a man walking past their chapel in southern Amsterdam as a thief who snatched hundreds of dollars in cash from the building two weeks earlier, Amsterdam police spokesman Rob van der Veen said.She invited him inside for a drink and asked a fellow nun to alert police.The man, apparently suspecting what was happening, fled the building and snatched a bicycle from a passer-by."The nuns then grabbed their bikes and gave chase. They tried to grab him, but he managed to escape into a residential neighborhood and they lost him," Van der Veen said. Police hunted for the man in the neighborhood but could not find him.

" What where ya thinkin ??? "

Minivan Crashes During Drivers' Switch

Minivan crashes into a ditch during drivers' switch on Minnesota highwayFULDA, Minn., Jul. 18, 2006 It's probably not a good idea to switch drivers while the vehicle is moving.The State Patrol said three young people were in a Chrysler Town and Country minivan on U.S. Highway 59 on Monday when they tried to switch drivers while the cruise control was set.During the exchange, the van went out of control and overturned, sliding into a ditch. The van was totaled.The driver, 19, was airlifted to a hospital with possible internal injuries. Two passengers were sent to another hospital with head injuries. And I get BLONDE Jokes all the time?? Why dont yall send jokes about stupid people- to stupid people??????????????

" 911 Abuse "

Are you kidding me? Geez at least stalk him or something !!! Don't call 911 !! Pay for someone to dress like a cop- order your very own cute deputy- Woman Calls 911 Seeking 'Cutie Pie' Deputy

Washington County Sheriffs Office Lorna Jeanne Dudash got her wish when she called 911 to get a "cutie pie" deputy sent back to her home. He returned -- to arrest her. A woman who called 911 to get "the cutest cop I've seen" sent back to her home got a date all right - a court date. The same sheriff's deputy arrested her on charges of misuse of the emergency dispatch system. Washington County Sheriff's Sgt. David Thompson told KGW-TV of Portland it all started with a noise complaint called in last month by neighbors of Lorna Jeanne Dudash. The deputy sent to check on the complaint knocked on her door, then left. Thompson said Dudash then called 911, asking that the "cutie pie" deputy return. "He's the cutest cop I've seen in a long time. I just want to know his name," Dudash told the dispatcher. "Heck, it doesn't come very often a good-looking man comes to your doorstep." After listening to some more, followed by a bit of silence, the dispatcher asked again why Dudash needed the deputy to return. "Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute. I'm 45 years old and I'd just like to meet him again, but I don't know how to go about doing that without calling 911," she said.

"Honey, I'm just going to be honest with you, OK? I just thought he was cute."-- Lorna Jeanne Dudash to 911 dispatcher "I know this is absolutely not in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back, would you mind?" The deputy returned, verified that there was no emergency and arrested her for misusing the 911 system, an offense punishable by a fine of up to several thousand dollars and a year in jail. Thompson said Thursday it was the first case he knew of in which someone called the emergency line for such a personal reason. "That's taking up valuable time from dispatchers who could be taking true emergency calls," he said.

" Happy Birthday La La "

Happy Birthday little sis. Although it somehow doesn't seem appropriate now to call you little sis anymore- You have grown so much as a woman.. I want you to know that I'm very proud of you. I'm proud of the way you stand up for what you believe in. Im proud of how huge your heart has become. Im proud of you- being ok to be you. I believe in you. I Love you. Happy 21st Birthday !!!!!!!! Damn I'm old !

" Who Knew About Bird Poo ?? "

Its probably the cure for many illnesses.. Who knows... Bird Droppings Survive Space Launch.

Bird droppings on shuttle Discovery's right wing edge appear to have survived launch, orbit HOUSTON, Jul. 5, 2006 NASA's rocket scientists have a new appreciation for the out-of-this-world power of bird droppings. The orbiting space shuttle Discovery sported some whitish splotches on its black right wing edge that NASA officials said appeared to be bird droppings.Shuttle lead flight director Tony Ceccacci said he saw the same splotches on the identical part of the shuttle about three weeks ago when Discovery was on the launch pad and laughed when pictures beamed back from space Wednesday showed they were still there.That means these bird droppings withstood regular Florida thunderstorms, a mighty Fourth of July launch during which 300,000 gallons of water is sprayed at the shuttle's main engines, and a burst upward through Earth's atmosphere. During that launch Discovery went from zero to 17,500 mph in just under 9 minutes.And still the bird droppings remained in place. Mostly.Some of the droppings may have shaken off during liftoff, Ceccacci guessed. He figures the rest will burn up during landing, when the shuttle's edges get as hot as 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit.Rob Fergus, science coordinator for Audubon At Home, a division of the National Audubon Society, sometimes gets calls from people asking how to remove bird excrement from their cars."Usually they can hose it off," he said. "Apparently that doesn't work with the space shuttle. Maybe they need a bigger hose."

" Happy 4th of July Yall !! "

I opened my instant messenger this morning, and read a link my sister had sent me. All the while thinking I need to post about the 4th. I need to say thanks again to the countless men and women who protect me everyday. I need to post about how grateful I am that so many families sacrifice for us in so many countless ways. I need to say thank you for hearing firecrackers in the middle of the nite- and like in so many other countries not having to run for cover. Hell- war heads where launched my North Korea yesterday- and we didn't even flinch ! Why? Because we don't have to-I wanted to say thanks- Instead after opening this link, I couldn't write anything that compares to the emotion the these pictures brought to me. Honestly, I was moved to tears. Please turn the volume up- open this link - watch it- and take one moment out of your day to be PROUD and say THANKS to OUR brothers and sisters fighting to keep us safe. I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. Here is the link- http://www.clermontyellow.accountsupport.com/flash/UntilThen.swf

" My Homegirl "

Stellie Manelli- Yep that's what I call her. We have been friends since- hummm- FOREVER !!! I have been fortunate enough to have many friends I have known for several years. Stellie was asking me about my blog- I told her to check it out- Ill put a pic of us on it- Her reply- You don't have no stinkin pics of us - OH YEAH ! Check it out Stellie Manelli- Im sure this is a PRE- We are going out to Party our asses off pic.. We look sober.. Hee Hee