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Too Damn Funny !!!!! Drive-Thru Pot Smoke Gives Pair Away

Pot smoke wafting through drive-thru window gives pair away at a KFC restaurant in BuffaloBUFFALO, N.Y., Jun. 30, 2006 (AP) A pair of pot smokers picked the wrong day to use the drive-thru window at a KFC restaurant in Buffalo. Two men in their 20s pulled up to the restaurant's window and asked for the Wednesday special.Meanwhile, a couple of narcotics detectives were inside ordering their food. That's when a cloud of marijuana smoke wafted into the restaurant. The detectives then spotted the two men smoking what one of the cops called "the biggest marijuana cigar your ever saw."The detectives went outside and arrested 23-year-old Charles Morris and 26-year-old Gregory Quick, both of Buffalo. The two men were charged with possession of marijuana and smoking it in public.One of the cops said he got the cashier to refund the pot smokers' money for the Wednesday special.

" Thinking Of You "

As many of you know by now, my brother is in the Army in Iraq ( For the 2nd time ) Every once in awhile I like to remind myself and the people who read my page, to keep our soldiers in your thoughts and prayers . Thanks .

" Steroids Are Better Than Drugs!!! " Huh?

Ok, so my day started off with a bang. I had one of those days where I should have just turned around and went back to bed. Note to self.. Anyway- To make a long morning short here are the basics-

1. I had to pick up 25 boards of lumber laying in my grass because the yard guy was coming today ( had sweat pouring in my eyes ) great site Im sure.

2. My Chow Chow went through a hole in my back fence; I spent 30 hysterical minutes this morning looking for her dumb ass. I find her finally running down the middle of my subdivision street with a huge smile on her face. Until I pulled over and was screaming at her ass. ( Things like- People don't like Chows ! They will kill you dumb ass !!! ) Im sure my neighbors think im a peach !

3. I find a pair of women's thong underwear in my backyard, Im still sweating from the lumber and pulling my dog out of the truck, I call my husband and ask him- he says " what size are they "- Who the hell cares ! They aren't mine ! He later explained he thought they where our daughters- ok well that didn't cross my mind at the time. It turns out the are my friend Micky's who spends the nite allot- and Im sue one of our dogs got them ( note to self- put cameras in backyard )

4. I drive to a town called Livingston- which is about an hour and a half from where I am. But- I go see a client who wants to start doing business with my company- so I go. Now keep in mind- This is the 3rd time I had been out there in 3 years. He just never ever gets the paper work back to me to get him hooked up with my company. So, this time- I bring the paperwork so he will complete it and I can take it back with me. Yeah I had a good plan. Nothing ever goes as planned; I get him to complete the paper work, I think my job is done- OOOH no ! He starts telling me that he has before and after pictures of himself, that he had recently lost weight. Ok, I look at them, one pic is of a 30 yr old frumpy guy, skinny..average guy. I look at the next pic and its the freckin Hulk ! He then proceeds to try to convince me for an hour and a half, that steroids are better than drugs or booze ! Huh? What planet is he on? Then his buddy who works with him walks in, and proceeds to tell me how steroids changed his life for the better ! He isn't a drug addict anymore! All the while- all I can smell is booze radiating through his pours. I swear I thought I was on a hidden camera show.

5. To top it all of, I finally get out of there- on my way home a downpour hits and im stuck in traffic for 2 and a half hours ! Enough with the rain already !!!

So, I decided to do some research in honor of my steroid buddy's. And to anyone who actually reads my blog, you are hereby informed that yes, steroids are drugs, and they can cause severe health problems as follows;

Steroids Dangerous Side Effects Steroids can cause serious health problems. Many changes take place inside the body and may not be noticed until it is too late. Some of the effects will go away when steroid use stops, but some may not. For Both Sexes Possible side effects for males and females include the following: High blood pressure and heart disease Liver damage and cancers Stroke and blood clots Urinary and bowel problems, such as diarrhea Headaches, aching joints and muscle cramps Nausea and vomiting Sleep problems Increased risk of ligament and tendon injuries Severe acne, especially on face and back Baldness Males One of the more disturbing effects of steroid use for males is that the body begins to produce less of its own testosterone. As a result, the testicles may begin to shrink. Following is a list of some of the other effects of steroid use for males: Reduced sperm count Impotence Increase in nipple and breast size (gynecomastia) Enlarged prostate (gland that mixes fluid with sperm to form semen) Steroids also can have the following effects on the mind and behavior: "Roid rage" severe, aggressive behavior that may result in violence, such as fighting or destroying property Severe mood swings Hallucinations seeing or hearing things that are not really there Paranoia extreme feelings of mistrust and fear Anxiety and panic attacks Depression and thoughts of suicide An angry, hostile or irritable mood

My Vacation"

My vacation sucked ass for the most part. For everyone emailing me and or calling me and asking " How was the camping trip "? IT SUCKED. We arrived Friday morning, the sun was shining, the kids where playing, the adults where swimming, we where all having a great time. Until.. Saturday morning. Saturday morning came with the loud clapping of thunder and the roar of pounding rain. We all managed to cook and eat a great breakfast. Then, the rain came again. This time, it wasn't letting up. By the time thirty minutes had passed, everything everyone owned was soaking wet. We had no choice but to pack, in the pouring rain, and drive back home. By the time we all got home, we where all exhausted, wet and hungry. But noo, we couldn't just come home and do nothing.. NOOOO that would be to easy. Instead I spend an hour trying not to convince myself that it was very hot in the house. I kept asking random family and friends to " Come feel the air " to see if I was going crazy. Long story short- 400.00 dollars latter, the air is fixed. I need a vacation from my vacation..

" Kids Say the Funniest Things "

Ok, so I'm driving my daughter to day care this morning - " Day Care" that wonderful place that costs me a HUGE amount of money- not her biological mom- because she doesn't pay child support- that's a whole other story- anyway- Im driving this morning- I turn on the radio - and the morning d.j. is talking about circumcision- Do you circumcised your baby ??? So my daughter hears the d.j. who is obviously a male- say " Doctors think that the trauma associated with circumcision is related later in life to stress etc." Then he says " I don't remember being traumatized over circumcision when I was a baby " And - out of the back seat she says " I don't remember that either when I was a baby " I tried so hard not to start laughing, I just looked in the rearview mirror- smiled and changed the station. TO DAMN FUNNY !!!! I cant wait to tell that story to her future boyfriend.. Hee hee

" Consumer Group Sues KFC Over Fat "

Consumer group sues KFC over unhealthy fat Fast-food chain accused of using oil that makes arteries 'extra crispy' June 13: Consumer and restaurant-industry advocates debate the merits of a lawsuit against KFC accusing the fast-food chain of using unhealthy cooking oil. CNBC WASHINGTON - A consumer advocacy group sued the operator of the KFC fried chicken restaurant chain Tuesday to try and force it to stop frying foods in an artery-clogging fat. The Center for Science in the Public Interest, in a suit filed against Yum Brands Inc. in the Superior Court for the District of Columbia, said some KFC meals were "startlingly" high in artery-clogging trans fat from the partially hydrogenated oils used for frying. KFC said the lawsuit was baseless. CSPI executive director Michael Jacobson said it was harder to avoid trans fat at KFC than at other fast-food restaurants. Geez Louise !!!What the hell is this world coming to?? No one can say now, that there is so much nutrition information available- Huh? We didn't know that greasy ass fried chicken could be bad for us??? Its the BAD fat !!! Give me a break. This is Such B.S. When is anyone going to staring taking responsibilityy for themselvess?????????

" Party Like A Rock Star "

Whew ! What a weekend. My friend came in from out of town, and boy howdy did we party.. Man, I can definitely not bounce back like I used to. My friends and I went to her party Friday nite.. We laughed, drank, drank, drank and laughed.. The next afternoon- we are all talking and or bitching about how tired we are because WE ARE OLD! By mid afternoon- everyone in the house is taking a nap, except me- only because I cant- or I will be even MORE tired after waking up. Getting older is funny in allot of ways. I could go out 4 nites a week in my twenties, now- its takes me 2 days to get over a hang over.Welcome to my Thirties.. LOL.. We all went out again Saturday nite- I had a great time. People watching is definitely entertainment at its finest. You just cant compare it to anything else. Especially when alcohol is involved..

" Two Different Colored Eyes "

So there I was, working in 100 degree weather- melting.. I get out of my Durango- trying not to pass out- I get out- walk in the dealership- I sit down- I start talking to the F & I manager- giving him my "corporate try "..Fifteen minutes into my speech- He looks at me- stops me in mid sentence.. and says to me " Did you know you have two different colored eyes" Huh? Did he just say that ? I think to myself- You jack ass, you didn't hear a word I said- So I politely say- Auh, yes, I do know that. All the while thinking- What the hell is wrong with you ? Why is it, that people have to ask me if I know that ? All my life people have asked me that question. Some times I say- NO !!! Are you serious !!!! Then I get a perplexed look from them.. So, from now on when someone asks me if I KNOW if I have two different colored eyes- My standard answer will be as follows- " yeah I have two different dad's " hee hee.. My aunt tells me that the Irish consider this good luck.. And it so happens I'm part Irish.. Im a natural blonde as well- Yes, Im one of the few remaining in the world- When I go to Mexico- children want to touch my hair- because they consider blonde hair as good luck also..Shit- Im going to go play the lottery..

p.s. Today is my 100th post.. Im proud of myself for actually having that much to say..and or bitch about.. thanks for reading...

666

6 6 6 .....

Ok, Ok, Ok,.. So today is 6/6/2006... WHO FRECKIN CARES !!!!! Lets all panic and run to a cave and stay there until the day is over.. Man .. Dont you people have anything else to worry about ????People are starving in our country. Children and women are being sold as slaves. Our troops are being killed by the thousands. And all the news can talk about is 6/6/6 ??? I'm disgusted.

Lotus Flower

Lotus Flower, originally uploaded by geishaboy500.

" Eucalyptus Tree "

I took this picture in Sydney Australia. Did you know Eucalyptus Tree's actually shed there bark? Pretty cool huh?