" Shit that hurts !!!! "

Ok, I don't know how many of you have ever been stung buy a wasp and or yellowjacket and or a flying stinging ass object.. Either way, if you have I don't care who you are IT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!! Of course I had the privilege of experiencing this first hand yesterday, while sitting out side having lunch with a friend of mine. We both got up to leave, I grabbed my purse, slug it over my left shoulder, then- The bastard hit me in the back. I swear I thought I had just been stabbed. So I lift the back of my shirt up, that's when I saw it- the yellow wasp from hell fly off. Now, keep in mind- I know that my mother and my aunt are severely allergic to these things..and that I'm 8 weeks pregnant.. Great what the hell can I do? I call my doc's office in a panic, they tell me its ok to take benedryl.. I hall ass to a store and get it.Fifteen minutes go by I keep checking it sting in my mirror at home, its getting bigger and bigger- Damnit ! This isn't getting better. Off to the ER.. I finally see the ER doc who proceeds to poke all over the sting to check the swelling- ouch again ! I then get a shot of steroids in the hip, that today is so damn sore I can barley sit down. Long story short.. Im thinking of becoming a professional wasp killer..so that the world doesn't not have to endure that kind of pain. Or maybe Ill just stay in doors from now on, Im not sure which yet..