" Two Different Colored Eyes "

So there I was, working in 100 degree weather- melting.. I get out of my Durango- trying not to pass out- I get out- walk in the dealership- I sit down- I start talking to the F & I manager- giving him my "corporate try "..Fifteen minutes into my speech- He looks at me- stops me in mid sentence.. and says to me " Did you know you have two different colored eyes" Huh? Did he just say that ? I think to myself- You jack ass, you didn't hear a word I said- So I politely say- Auh, yes, I do know that. All the while thinking- What the hell is wrong with you ? Why is it, that people have to ask me if I know that ? All my life people have asked me that question. Some times I say- NO !!! Are you serious !!!! Then I get a perplexed look from them.. So, from now on when someone asks me if I KNOW if I have two different colored eyes- My standard answer will be as follows- " yeah I have two different dad's " hee hee.. My aunt tells me that the Irish consider this good luck.. And it so happens I'm part Irish.. Im a natural blonde as well- Yes, Im one of the few remaining in the world- When I go to Mexico- children want to touch my hair- because they consider blonde hair as good luck also..Shit- Im going to go play the lottery..

p.s. Today is my 100th post.. Im proud of myself for actually having that much to say..and or bitch about.. thanks for reading...