" Steroids Are Better Than Drugs!!! " Huh?

Ok, so my day started off with a bang. I had one of those days where I should have just turned around and went back to bed. Note to self.. Anyway- To make a long morning short here are the basics-

1. I had to pick up 25 boards of lumber laying in my grass because the yard guy was coming today ( had sweat pouring in my eyes ) great site Im sure.

2. My Chow Chow went through a hole in my back fence; I spent 30 hysterical minutes this morning looking for her dumb ass. I find her finally running down the middle of my subdivision street with a huge smile on her face. Until I pulled over and was screaming at her ass. ( Things like- People don't like Chows ! They will kill you dumb ass !!! ) Im sure my neighbors think im a peach !

3. I find a pair of women's thong underwear in my backyard, Im still sweating from the lumber and pulling my dog out of the truck, I call my husband and ask him- he says " what size are they "- Who the hell cares ! They aren't mine ! He later explained he thought they where our daughters- ok well that didn't cross my mind at the time. It turns out the are my friend Micky's who spends the nite allot- and Im sue one of our dogs got them ( note to self- put cameras in backyard )

4. I drive to a town called Livingston- which is about an hour and a half from where I am. But- I go see a client who wants to start doing business with my company- so I go. Now keep in mind- This is the 3rd time I had been out there in 3 years. He just never ever gets the paper work back to me to get him hooked up with my company. So, this time- I bring the paperwork so he will complete it and I can take it back with me. Yeah I had a good plan. Nothing ever goes as planned; I get him to complete the paper work, I think my job is done- OOOH no ! He starts telling me that he has before and after pictures of himself, that he had recently lost weight. Ok, I look at them, one pic is of a 30 yr old frumpy guy, skinny..average guy. I look at the next pic and its the freckin Hulk ! He then proceeds to try to convince me for an hour and a half, that steroids are better than drugs or booze ! Huh? What planet is he on? Then his buddy who works with him walks in, and proceeds to tell me how steroids changed his life for the better ! He isn't a drug addict anymore! All the while- all I can smell is booze radiating through his pours. I swear I thought I was on a hidden camera show.

5. To top it all of, I finally get out of there- on my way home a downpour hits and im stuck in traffic for 2 and a half hours ! Enough with the rain already !!!

So, I decided to do some research in honor of my steroid buddy's. And to anyone who actually reads my blog, you are hereby informed that yes, steroids are drugs, and they can cause severe health problems as follows;

Steroids Dangerous Side Effects Steroids can cause serious health problems. Many changes take place inside the body and may not be noticed until it is too late. Some of the effects will go away when steroid use stops, but some may not. For Both Sexes Possible side effects for males and females include the following: High blood pressure and heart disease Liver damage and cancers Stroke and blood clots Urinary and bowel problems, such as diarrhea Headaches, aching joints and muscle cramps Nausea and vomiting Sleep problems Increased risk of ligament and tendon injuries Severe acne, especially on face and back Baldness Males One of the more disturbing effects of steroid use for males is that the body begins to produce less of its own testosterone. As a result, the testicles may begin to shrink. Following is a list of some of the other effects of steroid use for males: Reduced sperm count Impotence Increase in nipple and breast size (gynecomastia) Enlarged prostate (gland that mixes fluid with sperm to form semen) Steroids also can have the following effects on the mind and behavior: "Roid rage" severe, aggressive behavior that may result in violence, such as fighting or destroying property Severe mood swings Hallucinations seeing or hearing things that are not really there Paranoia extreme feelings of mistrust and fear Anxiety and panic attacks Depression and thoughts of suicide An angry, hostile or irritable mood