"The Company Christmas Party "

Auhh The company Christmas party..A great opportunity to get really hammered and make a complete ass of yourself..Around the world, employees are doing it as I type... What can I say about my company party?? FRECKIN MIGRAINE that's what.I have had an ongoing headache since Friday. For a couple of reasons .. Stress being one, my boss being the other.. He's unreal.. He bitches because we didn't have a big turn out last year, then he bitches because TOO many people are there this year.. Humm, didn't he KNOW I would go out of my way to make sure he couldn't bitch about pour attendance this year ??? Auh, yeah !He bitched about the tab all nite. Every hour he asked the waitress what the tab was.. Meanwhile dividing his time by flirting with a 20 something year old (he's in his late 40's ).. and dancing like a white boy.. That's was a special treat to watch !! Then he passed the time with talking about on of our Reps and how much fun he had at the company retreat.. Yeah well ask her jackass.. you sexually harassed her to the point that she didn't even want to be in the group.. What an idiot..He's a pathetic middle aged recently divorced scumbag , that actually THINKS young women would be interested in him? News flash- titty dancers GET PAID to act like they like you..AUH !!! I digress.. The party was fun except for jackass, many of our customers came. I consider most of them my friends so, it could have been worse.. A couple of us went to I HOP after the party- and boy is it fun to be in an I Hop at 1 am and be sober.. I looked around at the countless drunks and thought.. wow.. Do I look that bad drunk? Probably...I got home by 2am, with a splitting headache, reacking of cigar smoke and cheap cologne.. I didn't make an ass out of myself so I guess all's well that ends well.. Until next Year !!!